Childish Fantasies

The owner of this blog is mysterious yet appropriately grand. She almost always posts or re-posts sheer, calculated silliness. Needs occasional rescuing from her Tower of Boredom. Misses her imaginary friend Dustin and wishes for him to come back. Retired from evilness (turns out they're right, evil really does not pay. The hours and benefits are lousy.) Has more flexibility now that she's indifferent. She tells people where to put their money by day, mastering the art of broad-gauged gossiping by night. (Yes, she's a financial advisor by day, facebook addict by night). It's a hard life. x


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stupid-and-sexi-randomness:

The dream come true part 2

Woooooow!

(Source: wickedschemesangel, via findingmiko)

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collegehumor:

Chinese Apple Store Nails It
Yeah, but can “sense” get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?

iPhone 5: because you have more money than sense.

collegehumor:

Chinese Apple Store Nails It

Yeah, but can “sense” get a high score of 1,500 on Angry Birds?

iPhone 5: because you have more money than sense.

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danceyrselfclean:

Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:
Engage in romantic love
Say “please” and “thank you”
Carry a hanky
Eat red meat
Get a hobby
Go outside
Don’t look in the mirror, avoid the mirror to be accurate
Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
Use intoxicants
Paddle your own canoe
And you will experience prosperity like you have never experienced before. #LNWJF


Don’t look at the mirror, avoid mirrors to be exact. Lol. No can do, sir.

danceyrselfclean:

Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:

  1. Engage in romantic love
  2. Say “please” and “thank you”
  3. Carry a hanky
  4. Eat red meat
  5. Get a hobby
  6. Go outside
  7. Don’t look in the mirror, avoid the mirror to be accurate
  8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
  9. Use intoxicants
  10. Paddle your own canoe

And you will experience prosperity like you have never experienced before. #LNWJF

Don’t look at the mirror, avoid mirrors to be exact. Lol. No can do, sir.

(via collegehumor)

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collegehumor:

Baby’s First Baby is Strangest Doll Ever
Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?

Strangest doll ever. Who wants their 20 months old baby pregnant?

collegehumor:

Baby’s First Baby is Strangest Doll Ever

Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?

Strangest doll ever. Who wants their 20 months old baby pregnant?

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Orlando Bloom for BOSS Orange

(via findingmiko)

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whilethemusiclasts:

Best take on the the song “Belle (Little Town)” from the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Todrick Hall (of American Idol fame) covers the familiar tune and turns it into Beauty and the BEAT!

Features other American Idol alumni such as Katie Stevens and Vonzell Solomon; also, DeStorm and Antoine Dodson.

Bless this video.

Reblogged from runningfromadream
Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them. Jodi Picoult (via runningfromadream)

(via wheredreamswilltakeyou)

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collegehumor:

WiFight [Click to continue reading]

Someone get the Geeksquad on the line!

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